THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby Nighthawk » 24 Mar 2014, 18:42

woodnut wrote:Happy B -day kuba :)
Mine was yesterday ( I'm way past 11 , lol )
Here is a clean joke for everyone to laugh :-D
On the first day of school the children brought gifts for the teacher .
The market managers daughter gave a basket of assorted fruit .
The florist son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
A box of candy from the candy stores daughter .
Then the liquor store owner's son brought a heavy box. The teacher lifted it and noticed it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it "wine" ? she asked .
"No" the little boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked , " Scotch"?
"No" , the boy smiled
"It's a puppy ."
Touch SHOW for the punch line.

HAHA! i bet it tastes good! lol
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Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby waah » 25 Mar 2014, 20:15

demi wrote:
woodnut wrote:demi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'll never tell :?


You've become the international man of mystery all of a sudden :/


I WANT TO HEAR IF ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby woodnut » 26 Mar 2014, 00:04

Nighthawk wrote:
woodnut wrote:Happy B -day kuba :)
Mine was yesterday ( I'm way past 11 , lol )
Here is a clean joke for everyone to laugh :-D
On the first day of school the children brought gifts for the teacher .
The market managers daughter gave a basket of assorted fruit .
The florist son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
A box of candy from the candy stores daughter .
Then the liquor store owner's son brought a heavy box. The teacher lifted it and noticed it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it "wine" ? she asked .
"No" the little boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked , " Scotch"?
"No" , the boy smiled
"It's a puppy ."
Touch SHOW for the punch line.

HAHA! i bet it tastes good! lol

Yuck , :lol:
Scotch will never taste the same, lol :)
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Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby woodnut » 05 Apr 2014, 18:56

waah wrote:
demi wrote:
woodnut wrote:demi ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'll never tell :?


You've become the international man of mystery all of a sudden :/


I WANT TO HEAR IF ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like a funny way to ask a question. It's more of a demand. I'll pass:)
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Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby hello » 08 May 2014, 18:24

hyper wrote:let me also remind everyone that skull has left my lvl's littered with filth and hatred in the comments, not to mention destroying all my ratings.

I am not this person. I play apparatus AND principia, and I have seen this (and the reason I moved on is because I dont want him spamming his insults on my levels. BTW, I used to be fire mire on apparatus, in case you didnt know).
noob turned pro, I can inform you about everything you need to know about apparatus and principia.
want to learn something? message me using that button that says PM. do not worry about having to wait for days because I always answer my mail.
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Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby hello » 08 May 2014, 18:31

Mini-mech wrote:Wow, I missed a whole world trotting argument? lol
How do you detect ip addresses? Is that a moderator only privilege? I am only curious, I don't care to "mess" with anyone here, or anywhere for that matter

google "what is my IP"
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Re: THE SOAPBOX ! For all non-game related talk.

Postby demi » 22 Aug 2014, 19:52

Heres a poorly phrased joke!

Why cant you hear a pterodactyl using the toilet?

Because he has a silent pee. Lol.


:p
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